Jimmie Falls In Love

What is Love?.. Who dares to answer… Love is Blonde. Love hurts. Love is glamorous and pink. Love is… DEAD?!  And now love’s got a name!

Jimmie met a Girl. Jimmie fell in love at first sight. But Jimmie is a Soldier and he fights in the Chapayev war. He and Mindy the Cutie Skull are apart now. Mindy’s heart is broken… but Jimmie finds the way to join his Love in a game! Help them be together – play multiplayer mode in Love Twist to bridge the gap between two lovers!

Love is messy. Love is unfair. Only winners get love! So fight and win!

Jimmie Goes to War

Hello my friends! I’m back! As Chapayev game was successfully released on Friday and more and more people now are joining Chapayev’s ranks; he went back in time to win his war. I stepped out for my favorite green tea right away. Drinking it now in my living-room, peaceful and grateful. So all is well now except… Jimmie’s gone. My little staunch friend was trying hard to defend me rescuing me from the Commander. But the Commander remained adamant. So we had nothing else to do than to exchange my humble person for Jimmie the Crazy Scull.

Now you can think very badly of me. Don’t! Just give me a minute to whitewash myself! Mr. Vasily Ivanovich appeared to be a very decent man, easy-going and funny. We all got on quite well here. So he believed that we must have helped him with his war. He was very persuasive. I would definitely go back with him but I have to take care of my garden and my stray cats. And I also don’t want to die. As for Jimmie – he’s actually already dead. He’s been very dead for ages! So he has literally nothing to lose. And eventually he got so inspired by the Commander and his noble sense of duty that he decided to represent our team (which is him and myself) at Chapayev’s War. 

They take my bike and off they go!..

I’ve been sitting on my soft sofa for 6 hours now playing Chapayev and helping my dear friends Jimmie and Vasiliy to win.  You don’t be indifferent! Help Vasily Ivanovich  and Jimmie! Join the battle to win the war now!

Chapayev: REAL life story finally unveiled!

Chapayev loved to swim in the river very much. But the Germans didn’t let anyone to swim in the river! They even put the barbed-wire fence on the river banks. Though Chapayev still came and had a good swim every single day! Germans didn’t like that at all. They tried to chase him, made ambush and pitfall traps, shooted at him – but he always escaped.

 Moreover, the Germans didn’t let anyone eat watermelons. It was very impolite of them and simply bad because all people in the world love these sweet striped berries-watermelons. Chapayev often took some for the kids. Well, he had a great heart. (Though I assume he also kept some watermelons for himself – IMHO).

 

Eventually, the Germans became very mad and declared war to the all outdoors. That’s how the World War 1 was unleashed. 

 Chapayev loved to fire tomatoes at the Germans. The Germans even started calling him The Red Devil. Therefore his army was also called The Red Army.

Chapayev was very brave in action. The enemies dreaded him and ran away right away! Well, frankly saying, even bullets preferred to skirt him. When the other absent-minded bullet somehow targeted him, it bounced off and fell down that very moment.

 

To be continued…

Jimmie’s Home Video

Boys and gals, hi! I had few seconds for writing and decided to boast my new camera. I am a happy owner of a beautiful brand-new device that shoots amazing videos. :) Happy me)))

And as me dear friend Jimmie the Crazy Scull (I hope you do remember him from my previous stories) always hangs about, - he was the first victim of my talent. 

So check our home video on our YouTube Channel http://www.youtube.com/user/Kynitex

And play with Jimmie just now if you got a sec http://t.co/a9qzmVb 

He is getting bored now blaiming me for not paying enough attention to him...

Have fun!

Talk to you soon, my friends!

PS Don’t forget to share your feedback with me – I know I need more practice so I really need your advice on this.

PPS More interesting stuff is coming! ;) 

Help! SOS! I am captured!!!

Time machines are mean. Could someone ever make them work properly?! I always get in trouble with mine! That’s a hell engine, I mean it! What made me use it this morning… Now, my friends, I need your help badly as I am captured!

It was a great sunny morning, not cold, not hot – just perfect for a walk. So I took my bike and went out. (Here I should say that my bike is actually a time machine – if you ride fast enough you usually find yourself in another date in a while. It can be tricky sometimes as I love fast rides). So I was enjoying a bright windy morning ride when suddenly found myself… in the middle of the battle! “Oh not again”, - I thought checking out the date on my bike computer. I was right – it was 1914!!!

 Then everything started happening too fast. Bullets, shouts, me being grabbed and dragged somewhere… Stranger’s hands, eyes, shouts! What a mess! As I had no intention to stay there, I rode faster to get back. And I did got back… but not alone! A strange skinny military man was sitting behind! As I always take my pencils with me, I’ve made a quick sketch of him. Here it is:

Now he’s sitting next to me at my living-room, drinking my best fine green tea and keeps giving me commands IN RUSSIAN. I’m not very good in languages. I know only few dozens of them. So I understand only that he has officially captured me and wants me to win his battle. He told me to call him Commander or Vasily Ivanovich. He says it’s a point of honour to win the Chapayev battle! And Commander will stay with me until I win!

Now you see how time bikes can get you in real troubles… Don’t leave me alone, my friends, help me to win the upcoming Chapayev battle! Check out the Android market for the upcoming Kynitex game - Chapayev - win it and set me free!

PS I am running out of my fine green tea...

How I met the Crazy Scull and What His Name Was

I like to travel. Oh yes, I do! Very much. Do you? :)

So once upon a time, in the middle of my trip to a faraway but very beautiful Island, I found myself at the amazingly wild and majestic ocean coast line. No need to tell you, my dearest friends, how beautiful it is there, is it? I was enjoying awesome emerald waves, hearing the voice of the ocean… when suddenly I noticed the CEMETERY! 

The most adorable ever, it stood at the top of the hill – creepy, silent and quiet, decent and very ancient.  It was so ancient that for a sec I assumed it was even older then myself. But that was just for a sec :). Haven’t I told you how much I love cemeteries?! How could I be so absent-minded… I LOVE cemeteries! Adore them! Those lovely quite islands of peace with notes of sorrow and a smell of eternity touch the deepest strings of my soul. I even cannot say what I love most – travels or cemeteries.

 

 So, I rushed to experience exciting discoveries of old tombs. And I failed… being stopped by terrible laughter. It was such a dreadful sound that my blood froze in veins. I got very excited and started to look for the terrifying owner of that laughter. I started opening  the tombs one by one, working hard, methodically searching. I had almost lost hope before I found HIM in the last tomb. He jumped out of his grave with a happy smile and kissed me, overwhelmed with joy. 

 

The creasiest creature I have ever met on earth! He 

 was so lively and energetic while greeting me and shaking my hand, nodding and spinning his head that eventually his scull came off his body!! )) the bones collapsed and turned to ashes…  The Crazy Scull and I held a small council and decided to leave it. 

He was so funny and merry, my new friend! I couldn’t resist his charm and promised to take him with me. We had a deal – I will show him at least 7 new cemeteries before we’ll get back home from our travels! So, we spent some more time at the ancient cemetery and continued my journey together at dawn…

PS No, I can’t believe I forgot to tell you the Crazy Scull’s name!! What a strange day today… but I assume you have already guessed, haven’t you? ;)

How it all began…

Once upon a time… eh, no, actually it was yesterday, yep! :) So, it was raining cats and dogs yesterday! I had my usual walk around the zoo. Under the cold nasty drizzling rain animals were wet, sad and gloomy. Nobody smiled at me… everything was quite terrible, I should notice. And then suddenly I saw a HUUUUGEEE grey spot! The Spot was dashing around the cage trying to squeeze itself into an every chink it could find. It definitely wasn’t happy about such nasty weather.

I came closer and found myself already in a middle of a conversation :). We felt he chemistry very quickly and discussed lots of important things: we were talking about cosmonauts, bananas, travel and lots of other different stuff. While talking I made a few sketches of my new friend – mechanically, just by force of habit. He was such a nice company, my friend! Here they are:

And then suddenly my new friend is asking if I play the Fifteen Puzzle Game!!! Of course I do! Who doesn’t! it’s just I haven’t played for ages… So it began :). Just like that. We played till late night until the janitor kicked me out of the zoo. While flying out of the door, I heard my friend’s last words about his dearest wish to teach everybody on this planet to play the Little Fifteen Puzzle…

So the very next day I draw the ShiftMe Fifteen puzzle game.

My friend, the Elephant, was named after Viswanathan Anand, a famous Indian chess Grandmaster.

That’s all, folks! )))